i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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