I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Randomize
