How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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