What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Randomize
