After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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