Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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