im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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