Do vagina's smell?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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