One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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