Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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