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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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