doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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