Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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