the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
There r osticjed everywhere
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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