tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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