There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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