I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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