I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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