I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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