i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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