i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
being pregnant is like rehab
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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