Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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