I wannas sexs uuuuu
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
