i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Drake has all the answers
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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