ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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