Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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