his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
last night I used snow as a chaser
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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