Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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