arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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