Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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