I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Everyone says I win the strip club
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
