My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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