So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
they're like a gay fantastic four
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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