What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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