Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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