Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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