I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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