Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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