I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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