Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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