I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
