hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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