it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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