Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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