Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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