More tranny stories later!
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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