Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she looked like the before picture.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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