I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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