I am puke
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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