Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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