Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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