is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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