My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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