Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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