foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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