He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
another moral hangover. fuck.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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