Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You've changed since you got that strap on
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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